Monday, 29 January 2007

Duck rises from the dead

A duck in florida has risen from the dead after being shot, locked in a refrigerator and dying twice on the operating table. Perky the duck, was found alive in a hunter's fridge two days after being shot. I think a better name for this duck would be Jesus, Lord of the Ducks. I mean, Jesus was only resurrected once, and this duck has done it twice.

However this could be a part of a bigger problem. What if all animals start coming back from the dead? One day your biting into you burger, and the next its biting into you. As I see it we only have a few months left. Start stocking up on all the vegetables you can, and hide yourself away from the meat. It's now survival of the meatiest.


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