Tuesday, 30 January 2007

Boxing in school

What a brilliant idea. The newest initiative to deal with fat kids, is to make them fight to the death in a boxing ring. Only one will make it out alive. Bets will be placed on who's heart will explode into a fountain of cholesterol and chip fat first. Sadly of course they wont take it that far. But getting the already brain debted majority of our current education system to beat the hell into each others' brains, is definitely a good idea. I mean, how can it go wrong?

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